Remember that day in kindergarten when Miss Hover explained the difference between "colon" and "cologne" and warned us never to get the two mixed up when tweeting about enjoying the smell of yours or someone else's cologne? It seems all of these people were out sick that day.

Either that, or they actually do mean to say "colon," in which case they should really keep that shit to themselves.

[Sad and Useless, Reddit via @dogboner]