Hey, guess what? It's Friday! And being that it's Friday, in addition to being in love, I am also required by law to post a truly terrible music video.
This Friday's entry is a real doozy of a dissonant mess: "Artist" Lisa Gail Allred schools a bunch of buckaroos on her all-important rule for men with wandering eyes: You can look, but only for three seconds, and then you're obligated to look away.
Ironically, Allred doesn't seem too concerned with men violating the three-second rule on her account: Try as I might, I simply could not look away.