Gingrich Realizes What You've Already Realized, Is Officially Dropping Out

Newt Gingrich has pledged to formally end his campaign for the Republican presidential nomination next week, a spokesman confirms. It's kind of like a straggling party guest creeping into your bedroom to let you know they're leaving now, even though you've been in bed for an hour.

Meanwhile, Ron Paul continues to man the iPod dock, for an audience of no one.

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