On this week's episode of The Jennifer Love Hewitt Handjob Hour The Client List , Love's character Riley cleared the snorkel of one of her youngest clients yet: a third-year law student. In the past, I'd complained about the lack of erection realness on this otherwise delightful romp of a show (actually, it's kind of a drag when she isn't jerking dudes off, because I don't care about her absentee husband unless she's hallucinating that she's jerking him off, which she periodically does). However, on last night's show, a guy pitched a tent and the results were as gritty as you'd expect from a show about happy endings on Lifetime.

Riley found herself in a stickier situation than usual, by the way, for helping this guy get off — he's a friend of her coworker's boyfriend, who didn't realize that his girlfriend's profession might involve spilling strangers' semen. It all worked out, or maybe it didn't, who cares, Jennifer Love Hewitt is on (and executive producing) a show in which her character jerks guys off to support her family, haha.