On this week's episode of The Jennifer Love Hewitt Handjob Hour The Client List , Love's character Riley met the rarest of creatures: a hot dude who doesn't want his massage with a side of whore.
Anyway, this resulted in awkwardness and Riley's use of the phrase "I took the D train." She can't even help herself — at this point, grabbing dick is so reflexive that she's on the express track. He ended up asking her out on a date, probably because he figured he'd get a handjob out of it.

(It's also highly ironic that he's a "straight" client, the designation for one who doesn't elect "extras," and yet he's into listening to gay-ass shit like Wuthering Heights when he gets his rubdowns.)