Ayo Chet Haze Isn't Down With Weak Kids Who Kill ThemselvesS

So then, let's all, in unison, read this thing written on the Twitter yesterday (and then deleted) by Chet Haze, the best rapping son of an Academy Award winner Northwestern University has seen since Peter Fonda drunkenly performed "My Adidas" on the quad in 1986. This could be Chet Haze's most controversial piece of Twitter wisdom since "What's your sex playlist called? Mines called 'we fuckin' LOL I'm serious tho."

It's times like these when I wonder why we ever made Chet Haze America's most respected public intellectual.