On tonight's Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert broke out the Threat Down segment to count off all the ways the American way of life is on the brink. One thing that isn't threatening the country, however, is the NYPD's "stop and frisk" program, which is pretty racist on account of stopping more black men than actually live in the city. But Stephen understands the truth: that there's a tear in the universe and "stop and frisk" is our only line of defense.

[Colbert Nation]