Shared by Shaun Usher of Letters of Note, this rather verbose business card belongs to one Tom Wilson — AKA Biff Tannen from Back to the Future.
Having grown weary of responding to the same fan questions again and again, Wilson wrote up all of the answers on one sheet of paper, and has been handing them out when the need arises.
A partial transcript follows:
Love is more important than material possessions. I made less money than you think. I don't talk about the movies much because I'm busy with standup comedy and music performances. Those performances aren't near the magnitude of the movies, but I find them enjoyable and satisfying, so that's the area of my concentration. I've performed on "The Tonight Show" with both Johnny Carson and Jay Leno, but not at the same time. I'm pleased and proud of my acting credits, listed at www.imdb.com. I'm a painter as well. You can contact me at www.tomwilsonusa.com. Thank you and God bless you.