Jessica Alba Has Come to Terms With Her Grotesque Body

America's ugly duckling, Jessica Plain and Tall, has finally given herself the gift of acceptance:

"Before having Honor and Haven, I was super-critical of my looks and worried more about inevitable changes to my body. I couldn't even say the word 'sexy' to describe myself without feeling funny and awkward...Becoming a mom has definitely made me feel more confident and secure than I ever did in my 20s. Even though I can't ever get down to my pre-baby weight before having Honor, my jeans don't zip up the same way, and things just hang differently (all moms know how that goes!), I feel completely comfortable in my skin and my idea of perfection has changed. I don't really care about my body image anymore because it just doesn't matter now that I have children."

Jessica Alba Has Come to Terms With Her Grotesque Body

Good because you'll always be ugly.

Jessica Alba Has Come to Terms With Her Grotesque Body

[iVillage]