Passive-Aggressive Break-Up Text Messages From a Fedora-Wearing LawyerS

Candice is a 31-year-old New Yorker. She met a nice lawyer at a bar and agreed to see The Avengers with him. When she arrived for the date, he was wearing a fedora. The date did not go well.

Afterwards, Candice gave her would-be beau the brush-off via text. He responded with a lengthy message seemingly written for a male friend—in which he griped that his date had been a mere "5.5 out of 10 (average)." Shortly thereafter, he sent a hilariously transparent apology message.

Tragic accidental text, or world's most passive-aggressive "neg"? I'm leaning toward the latter. Here are the messages:

Passive-Aggressive Break-Up Text Messages From a Fedora-Wearing LawyerS Passive-Aggressive Break-Up Text Messages From a Fedora-Wearing LawyerS

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