Dr. Oz Has Moose Knuckles In This Picture

We've all been there, posing for Good Housekeeping magazine while inhaling the zesty aroma of a pasta dish so succulent that there's a little movement— ooh— aahh— please turn to page 162 for stain removal tips.

(Well played with that headline, TMZ.)

Poor Dr. Oz, and his much-abused nethers. [TMZ]