Meet Eric Kelly: former boxing champion, current extremely embittered trainer of white collar boxers who suck. If they don't know they suck, Eric Kelly makes sure to tell them, and tell them, and tell them. "Yeah they're making money, working on Wall Street," says Eric of his students, "But in their mouth is where all the balls meet." Eric Kelly is genuinely hilarious, assuming you are not one of his students.

Those guys just keep coming back though. Wall Street guys are into that. The S&M version of boxing training. Everyone motivates differently, you know.

To be fair to Eric Kelly, his students do not appear to be highly talented boxers.

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