Horrible Newspaper Lets You Track Mark Zuckerberg's Wealth In Real Time

Facebook just went public a few minutes ago. And today is the day when we forget Occupy Wall Street ever happened to slaver over the tiny handful of investors and Facebook employees who will become super rich from the $16 billion IPO. To that end, the Wall Street Journal offers this widget that lets you track Mark Zuckerberg's obscene wealth in real time as Facebook's stock rises or falls.

Let's check it now. Yep, he's still fucking rich.

This heralds a brave new era of worshiping the wealthy. You know what would make this even better? If the Wall Street Journal put a live webcam on a poor person obsessively refreshing this infographic, to chart his misery in real time.