What The Hell Took So Long: 'Mommy Porn' Book 50 Shades of Grey Finally Becoming Actual Porn

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Smash Pictures, producers of such bestsellers as Bridesmaids XXX, American Werewolf In London XXX, and Rico's Bangin' Yo Mama's Daughter, announced today that a 50 Shades of Grey porn parody is officially in the works.

What The Hell Took So Long: 'Mommy Porn' Book 50 Shades of Grey Finally Becoming Actual PornS

"We begin shooting this in June to release in September," said Smash Pictures' Stuart Wall. "Being called Mommy Porn, this is the perfect book for us to remake as a porn."

The adult adaptation is set to star Allie Haze, fresh from her "amicable Vivid departure," as protagonist Anastasia Steele. No doubt animating the book's more controversial aspects will be a cakewalk for the 2011 AVN Award winner for Most Outrageous Sex Scene ("Enema Boot Camp").

Alexis Ford, Julia Ann, and Ryan Driller have also been tapped to appear.

On Twitter, Driller expressed his unbridled enthusiasm for the parody: "Tearing through these books. So good. So many scenes I can't wait to bring to life."

[photo via Porn Valley News]