Sophia Anderson is 21 years old. She lives in Brooklyn. She works as a waitress. That's right: hipster alert. Big time. And just like your average hipster, Sophia Anderson drove a red Mercedes-Benz CLK 320 into a house on Long Island last night.
Like, so typical.
Sophia, would you like some skinny jeans with that devastating DWI crash? Ha.
So, yeah. That's all I really have to report, because the New York Post's perceptive headline, "‘DWI' Brooklyn hipster smashes right through home on Long Island," does not correspond to any information in the story that would in any way lead one to believe that Sophia Anderson is a "hipster," except, of course, for the fact that she made her way from Brooklyn to Long Island in a red Mercedes convertible and then crashed into a house. Which is like, total hipster. I guess Sophia Anderson is "too cool" to crash into a house into her own neighborhood.