Old People Smell Good

Old people do not stink, scientists found today. A large-scale study of people who wore things in their armpits and then had other people smell those things concluded that "the underarm odor of 75-to-95-year-olds was judged to be less intense and far more pleasant than the scent of either young or middle-aged adults."

Do you feel guilty now for avoiding the nursing home? Put your answer in a letter to your grandparents.

Women in general were found to smell better than men. Is that because women are sexy? The answer is yes.

Do these findings give you just the excuse you need to have sex with an elderly person? You sicko.

What do you smell like? Put your answer in the comments.

[LAT. Photo: Ryan Ruppe/ Flickr]