Aside from the Queen's Diamond Jubilee, there is not much going on today. Luckily, the U.S. has its own important ceremony on the horizon — the MTV Movie Awards. And E! Online is ready to answer your most burning question: where is everyone sitting?
Robert Pattinson will not be attending tonight's festivities, which means Kristen Stewart is going stag. Will she "take a seat by Taylor Lautner instead?" E! wonders. No. She is sitting next to her Snow White and the Huntsman co-star Chris Hemsworth. First mystery solved.
Mark Wahlberg will be sitting behind Kristen Stewart. Second mystery solved?
It's also worth noting — is it, though? — that celebrity couple Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone will be seated side-by-side "so look out for a little hand-holding at least."
Meanwhile, Mila Kunis will be sitting next to Joseph Gordon-Levitt, who will be sitting next to Christian Bale.
One wonders why E! Online doesn't just print the damn seating chart. There are still gaps in my knowledge, and I don't want to miss a single second of hand-holding or stolen kisses.