Slow News Day Begets Story on MTV Movie Awards Seating Chart

Aside from the Queen's Diamond Jubilee, there is not much going on today. Luckily, the U.S. has its own important ceremony on the horizon — the MTV Movie Awards. And E! Online is ready to answer your most burning question: where is everyone sitting?

Yes, it's time to talk about the seating chart.

Robert Pattinson will not be attending tonight's festivities, which means Kristen Stewart is going stag. Will she "take a seat by Taylor Lautner instead?" E! wonders. No. She is sitting next to her Snow White and the Huntsman co-star Chris Hemsworth. First mystery solved.

Mark Wahlberg will be sitting behind Kristen Stewart. Second mystery solved?

It's also worth noting — is it, though? — that celebrity couple Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone will be seated side-by-side "so look out for a little hand-holding at least."

Meanwhile, Mila Kunis will be sitting next to Joseph Gordon-Levitt, who will be sitting next to Christian Bale.

One wonders why E! Online doesn't just print the damn seating chart. There are still gaps in my knowledge, and I don't want to miss a single second of hand-holding or stolen kisses.

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