Former Page Six gossip Paula Froelich is on a tear on her Tumblr right now. Among the bounty: A photograph ostensibly portraying glass closet homosexual Anderson Cooper—son of Gloria Vanderbilt, headline anchor on CNN and his own daytime talk show—supine in a pair of bikini-cut underpants.

UPDATE: Commenters and evidence to the contrary suggest to us that it is, in fact, photoshopped. Bummer. Miss Froehlich maintains its truthiness, however.

Here's the original found by a commenter.

[Paula Froelich]