Chadwick John Dillon is not your average knight. For one thing, he's not a knight at all.
But what he lacks in nobility, Dillon more than makes up for with this boss Grey Knight Armored Hoodie, which the young man proudly made himself.
Apparently, when you get too many orders at once, Etsy shuts down your store. Logic! "Please bear with me as I work out these problems," Dillon writes.
You have my patience, Sir.