There's No Stopping It Now: The Octomom Porn Has a Teaser Trailer

You didn't ask for it, but you're getting it anyway: The official teaser trailer for Octomom Nadya Suleman's inaugural adult film, Octomom: Home Alone.

In case you somehow managed to forget, the self-love porn flick features the mother of fourteen in a variety of "erotic vignettes" that "take playful aim at different aspects of her Octomom persona."

If you're the sort of person who is into that kind of thing, perhaps the orderlies will let you check it out when it hits porn stands tomorrow. Until then, you can satiate your hunger for weird shit by rubbernecking these uncensored stills.

[Egotastic, image via Wicked]