Lending further credence to the maxim that everybody's a DJ now, Paris Hilton kicked off her highly unanticipated world DJing tour in Brazil over the weekend, playing an hour-long set for a potentially coerced audience in Sao Paulo.
Instead, the socialite-cum-sex-tape-star-cum-self-styled-chanteuse-cum-reality-show-washout did little more than cacophonously jury-rig two songs together while making nightclub-ish hand gestures in her Swarovski-studded couture and matching headset.
My theory? Hilton is getting back at Afrojack for (allegedly) dumping her by proving to him that "anyone can do it." Seems to me like a lot of work for naught: DJ Pauly D's Vegas residency already proved her point for her.