Recent Chet Haze Statements, in Descending Order of Self-AwarenessS

Okay, here is the ABSOLUTELY TRUE setup to the jokes which you are about to hear: Chester M. "Chet Haze" Hanks is the Northwestern University-educated son of multimillionaire Oscar-winning Hollywood superstar Tom Hanks. The very definition of a self-made man, in other words. And he's a rapper. Haha. But wait, scratch that—now he's an R&B singer. Haha. I know. Here's his new single. Haha. Stop it, wait, we're getting to the point here. So anyhow, Chet Haze is active on Twitter, for the fans. If you haven't been reading in the past few days, you've missed out, yo:

I'm a pop singer now but I just wrote a battle rap that could demolish any newcomer in the game #BeWarned

Haha.

90% of talent is hard work. Make yourself talented.

Hahaha.

Alot of artists in the game got their start up money from family and didn't have to grind for it... I am not one of them.

Hahahaha.

Elvis was that dude

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Chet just keep droppin those jewels son, F the #haters #jealous.

[CHET HAZE]