Alec Baldwin and Hilaria Thomas Will Text You Their Wedding Invitation So Clear Your Schedule Forever

"Hi! Wanted 2 tell u Alec & Hilaria getting married. 9p, BYOB, 4 Seas, Bev Hills, c u there don't tell papz," is maybe not such a far-fetched version of the actual wedding invitation Alec Baldwin and Hilaria will text to friends and family. According to The Post, the couple hopes to evade paparazzi by texting guests on the day of the wedding rather than sending out invitations.

Rule number one: always avoid a paper trail.

Friends and family were apparently told to "just be available" the day of. Perhaps the text will come at 5:30am—"U around? Getting married"—or maybe not until the evening. Who can know, it's a modern world and we're just livin' in it.

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