In other words, if you aren't afraid of embarrassing yourself by ripping a wet one in public, these odor eaters are not for you.
According to the product description, the Flatulence Deodorizer works as a "flatulence filter" that "absorbs the gas odor normally associated with the gassy discharge or flatus." They are meant to be discarded after use, but no word on how many SBDs and LBHs this sucker can take before it needs to changed.
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You can't argue with that. (I mean, you can, but the all-caps and liberal use of exclamation points suggest you shouldn't.)