"Fucking weirdo" Vanessa Hojda believes the answer to every question is "Nicolas Cage."
It's small wonder then that the 20-year-old York University student accidentally shot off an email to a potential future employer with a crazed photo of Nic Cage in lieu of her cover letter and resume.
On her Tumblr blog she explains the mix-up:
Jesus Christ I accidently [sic] sent my potential future boss a picture of Nic Cage rather than my cover letter+resume, which was a zip file titled with a bunch of numbers like the JPG I accidentally attached oh my God.
As the old saying goes, "on the Internet, no one knows you're lying about sending a crazed photo of Nic Cage to your potential future employer," but if any Internet story ever deserved to be real, it's this one.