First of all, this video is VERY, VERY LOUD, so turn your volume WAY DOWN, and don't — UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES — watch this video with headphones on if you value your ability to hear things.

Now that that's out of the way, please feel free to enjoy this incredible footage of last week's failed Big Bay Boom fireworks display from as close up as you're going to get before the giant fireball envelops both you and your 1000-thread-count designer picnic blanket.

Showoff.

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