In response to a recent pledge by major Romney backer Sheldon Adelson to give the GOP presidential candidate as much as $100 million for his fight against the incumbent, comedienne Sarah Silverman has made a rather blunt counter-proposal: If the casino magnate promises to donate to Obama instead, she will don a bikini bottom and scissor him "to fruition" (i.e., until he cums).

"Do you know how many Republican billionaires are giving money to Romney? All of them," Silverman tells Adelson in her Jewish Council for Education and Research-funded PSA. "How many of them are getting scissored by a bikini-bottomed Jewess with big naturals?"

To certify that she means business, Silverman even enlists the services of her dog to demonstrate what she intends to do with Adelson. Let's just say, things get serious in a hurry.


[H/T: Splitsider]