TLC has started airing promos for its upcoming Toddlers & Tiaras spin-off, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. The show features T&T breakout/viral sensation Alana, whose "go go juice"-fueled antics include weird neck-rolling, teeth-sucking, affectedly muttered rambles that would read as "ghetto" and/or Southern stereotypes ("Honey boo boo, child!" is her catchphrase; "A dolla make me holla" is another) if she were old enough to know what that meant and/or if anyone actually cared. She's kind of like B.A.P.S. 2.weird.
Anyway, the commercial for her show, which begins airing Wednesday, August 8, includes armpit farts, belly flopping into mud, belly slapping, an implication of lice and a familial discussion as to whether or not Alana's kin counts as rednecks since they have all their teeth. (I don't actually believe that all of them have all of their teeth, by the way.) It is important to note that her mother is extremely into couponing. In other words, I'm already hooked.