William Tapley is a lot of things: "Third Eagle of the Apocalypse," "Co Prophet of the End Times," and talented songwriter.
Yes, Tapley believes that "Mitt Romney, A Hero in My Mind" is just the song the Republican candidate needs to mobilize his base.
Weirdly, it doesn't say much about Mitt at all — it's really more of a warning about President Obama's plan for world destruction and the impending apocalypse.
World War III, that's Obama's plan for you and me
What a crock, it's the only hope he's got
He can't be elected on his record, it's a crime
He should resign
That's why I'm voting for Mitt Romney
He's a hero in my mind
Is Romney really a hero, William Tapley? Or is he just our best defense against the antichrist?
Wonkette wonders if this song is a parody, but judging by Tapley's body of work, it's legit. Either that or he's put an awful lot of work into this "Third Eagle of the Apocalypse" character. Here's Tapley talking about zombies and the Book of Revelations.