Dejected Vampire Boy Just Packed His Bags And Left Kristen Stewart Due to Her Human Flaws, Mag Says

So it appears that this was just too much for Robert Pattinson to take as People claims he's "heartbroken and angry" after Kristen Stewart's foolish tryst with the married man who directed Snow White and The Seven Huntsmen. People even quotes one of those phantoms "close to the situation" and the news is dire: "I'm not sure they'll be able to recover from this, " they told the mag. Somebody make somebody a mix tape before true love chokes and dies.

Stay tuned for more personal relationship imploding in real time. [People]