If you've seen the Twilight movies — and my condolences — you know that confrontation between Edward and his romantic rival Jacob generally amounts to a lot of growling and snarls.
I'd like to imagine a meeting between Robert Pattinson and Rupert Sanders, the man with whom Kristen Stewart cheated, would be about the same. And we may find out soon, as Pattinson has allegedly requested a "man-to-man chat" with Sanders.
A source close to Pattinson told RadarOnline that the brooding actor needs closure. And by "closure," he means details.
Rob wants to have a man-to-man chat with Rupert to find out exactly what happened between him and Kristen.
If true, that sounds really healthy. Maybe Gawker's own Jim Cooke could illustrate?
It was reported earlier that Pattinson moved out of the home he shared with Stewart. The "heartbroken and angry" actor is presumably wandering the streets, trying to force a confrontation with the director who helped cuckold him. Or maybe he's just laying low.
But hopefully the romantic rivals will cross paths soon enough and have whatever meeting is necessary to help everyone move on with their lives. If I've learned anything from erotic fanfic, the best solution is still a literal dick-measuring contest with sexy consequences — but I'll leave that to the parties involved.
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