The scene above is a great indication of how bad noted sex enthusiast Miley Cyrus's LOL is. It's a movie that Lionsgate all but buried during its millisecond run in theaters. In the clip above, Demi Moore bathes with one daughter and chastises her other, Cyrus' character Lola, for having undergone a Brazilian wax, which she brazenly shows off — well, as brazenly as PG-13 will allow. "Maaahm!" is the wost answer you could possibly give when someone asks if you have a Brazilian. Moments later, Cyrus and Moore spoon in bed. So that's how it is in their family.

Lisa Azuelos' film opens with a long monologue that pitifully looks up to Clueless like an awkward freshman looks up to a gorgeous senior. "We're in slo-mo cuz that's how the hot girls always show up. Just kidding. We just wanna look like we don't care, especially in front of the guys," explains Cyrus' character. And then: "Anyway, here we are just going with the flow. Trying to love, live and laugh out loud, which is nice because my name is Lola, but everyone calls me Lol." "Which is nice," literally. LOL. Wrong kind, but LOL all the same.