Walmart employees disturbed by the lewd conduct of two shoppers alerted police to the display, prompting the couple's arrest.
According to an incident report, 22-year-old Julian R. Call and 35-year-old Tina F. Gianakon lifted a tube of K-Y Jelly from a Walmart in Hutchinson, Kansas, and used it to perform a sexual act in full view of their fellow patrons.
The Hutchinson News describes the act as "groping under clothing," but Wichita-based ABC affiliate KAKE is a bit more generous, labeling it "sexual fondling."
The couple was booked into jail on charges of lewd and lascivious behavior. Surprisingly, no alcohol or drugs are said to be involved.
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