Ragú took the Internet by storm last night after unveiling the first in a series of ads revolving around quintessential childhood moments — starting with walking in on your parents having sex.

The 30-spot suggests that such a traumatic experience can easily be mollified with a hearty helping of "America's favorite pasta sauce."

My guess is that he didn't catch his gimp-suited dad getting pegged by his pro-dom maîtresse mom because everyone knows that's worth at least a day at Six Flags.

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