Don't Worry, Vanilla Ice Is Alive Because 'Ninjas Never Die'

Apparently there are rumors that Vanilla Ice died in a car accident. They have "gone viral all around the world."

I say "apparently" because it's possible these rumors exist solely in Vanilla Ice's head: celebrity death rumors are almost always accompanied by panicked tweets and a Twitter trending topic. For a worldwide viral hoax, this one's pretty damn quiet.

But what's important is that Vanilla Ice isn't dead — and he will never die.


So the next time you hear a "Vanilla Ice is dead" rumor (and keep in mind, it will probably come from Vanilla Ice himself), remember that he's immortal. Unless, of course, someone revokes his ninja status, but what are the odds of that happening?

Please retweet.

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