Aaron Morris of North Lauderdale, Florida, was arrested last week after he allegedly groped a woman's behind at a local Walmart.
The 18-year-old is accused of grabbing the right buttock of a female patron near the women's dressing room. After being apprehended at a nearby gas station, Morris reportedly confessed to the crime while being read his Miranda rights.
According to a Broward Sheriff's Office report, Morris told the arresting deputy, "Her booty looked so good, I just couldn't resist touching it."
He was booked into Broward County jail on a misdemeanor touch or strike/battery charge, and his bail was set at $1000.
[mug shot via Broward Sheriff's Office via Sun Sentinel]