To people who care about celebrity gossip, Kylie Minogue, and 1994's cinematic train wreck Street Fighter, this is amazing (albeit belated) news.
Jean-Claude Van Damme (Guile) had an affair with Kylie Minogue (Cammy) while they were filming the misguided video game adaptation. And it was apparently really hot.
When asked about whether anything had happened between them, Van Damme was coy for all of 10 seconds.
No, no. No. And let's just say it happened, so what? Who wants to know? Sometimes you let go of stuff ... I don't know, maybe. Yes. Okay. Yes, yes, yes. It happened. I was in Thailand, we had an affair.
It's like they tortured it out of him.
At the time, Van Damme was married to his third wife Gladys Portugues. He ended up cheating on her with actor Darcy LaPier, then marrying LaPier, so it's not exactly news that he's a sleazebag.
But how was the sex? "Sweet kiss, beautiful love-making," Van Damme says.
According to Van Damme, Kylie was so charming that "it would be abnormal not to have had an affair." That's right, married men who have not slept with Kylie Minogue: you're all deviants.