eBay Is Now Banning the Sale of Curses, Spells, and Other Magic

Sorry to have to ruin your Halloween plans, but starting in September, eBay will no longer allow the sale of hexes, spells, magic potions, curses, prayers, healing sessions, or any of the other awesome stuff the world's friendly witches and warlocks provide.

"We are discontinuing a small number of categories within the larger metaphysical subcategory, as buyers and sellers have told us that transactions in these categories often result in issues that can be difficult to resolve," read a statement from the company.

Now if you want to give your money away to people who will promise to bless you with magical water, you'll have to go to church like everyone else.