Hey ladies! Any of you out there looking to meet an aware, available guy? You're in luck! This young gentleman is looking to share some pavement space (and maybe a tent) at protest in favor of transparency activist Julian Assange. He'll be at the Ecuadorian embassy all weekend, protesting the British government's attempt to extradite Assange to Sweden on charges of sexual assault — and what better place to meet someone than a rally in support of an accused rapist?
Are you a female Julian Assange supporter? - 18 (Ecuadorian embassy)
Date: 2012-08-17, 1:39AM BST
Reply to: firstname.lastname@example.org
Are you going to be protesting at the Ecuadorian embassy alone?
Well what a coincidence, so am I.
I'm heading there friday evening and staying overnight the whole weekend leading up to Assange's statement on Sunday at 2pm. I don't have any camping equipment so my plan right now is to sleep on the pavement, but if you want to share what you have, I'll be infinitely grateful.
I'm just thinking this would be a great opportunity to get to know a like-minded person of the opposite sex and since I've just moved into London I don't know many people here yet so it'd be nice to meet you this weekend.
Your pic gets mine.
Location: Ecuadorian embassy
Play your cards right and you might go home with some... hickey-leaks! Ahahahahahaha.
[Craigslist, Assange image via AP]