Maria Louise Del Rosario's ass became an overnight sensation after she proudly showed off her anus tattoos at the 17th Annual South Florida Tattoo Expo — a spectacle happily caught on camera by a crew from Florida's New Times Broward-Palm Beach.

The alt-weekly finally tracked down the 22-year-old TMI tat model in Pompano, and sat her sore butt down for the most highly anticipated interview since Frost-Nixon.

First thing's first: Del Rosario, and anal sex aficionado, tells New Times she got the words "Rock" and "Wood" inscribed around her butthole as a birthday present for an ex-lover named Rockwood. "Because anyway," she says, "if we broke up then 'I rock wood in my ass.'"

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On Jail:

Jail woke me up though. We were all in one big room, full of bad bitches. I was showing them all my butt hole tattoo. One girl nicknamed me "dick shit." I still don't know what it means. On my birthday they even made me a card that said "Fuck Hallmark, this is jailmark."

On Fame:

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I love it. I'm famous overnight. And I'm already all healed up and ready to go. It heals fast because the cheeks are squeezed together. No oxygen gets through. I had ten shots of Jager in me, and they're calling me a crackhead, or a meth-head. I took a drug test that morning for probation. I'm totally against man-made drugs.

On What's Next:

What I wanna do with all the fame is pursue my modelling shit. I wanna show off my ink, butt naked, not clothes and crap like that. When you show off your body, it's what God blessed you with.

Read the entire must-read interview over on the New Times music blog, County Grind.

[screengrab via New Times]