I know how excited you must have been when you heard Octomom was embarking on a pop music career, but I want you to lower your expectations a bit — her first single is a little less than inspiring.
This is sub-Paris Hilton. It's sub-Heidi Montag. Contrary to the title, it sounds like maybe the least sexy party you'd ever attend. But Octomom has to make money somehow.
But perhaps a music career is truly the next step for Octomom, whose voice is so distorted here, it doesn't really matter that she's talentless. With 14 kids to support, she can only hope that enough people ironically purchase her upcoming album as a novelty gift.