Piers Morgan was not too happy when 'Legitimate Rape' Rep. Todd Akin cancelled his appearance on Morgan's show at the last minute. So Morgan did what any sensible television host would do: he filmed an empty chair, and then challenged Akin to appear on the show tomorrow evening.

But what happens if Akin doesn't show again? It's a fate worse than death, or at least a fate worse than being ostracized by literally every mainstream politician in America - Piers Morgan will officially label Akin a "gutless, little twerp."

If that's not tough, hard hitting journalism, I don't know what is.