Reality star Snooki has given birth to her first son, Lorenzo Dominic LaValle. He emerged squalling, orange, and hounded by MTV cameras.
According to Snooki's publicist, "the world just got another guido." But more to the point, MTV just got another cash cow. Tune in next season for Baby Cribs and Pimp my Diaper Genie.
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