Say hello to the Vasari bag, "a long rectangular silhouette" that is "crafted from coated paper."
Yeah, it's a brown paper bag.
OK, it's a brown paper bag with visible stitching, some gold-colored eyelets, and "Jil Sander" printed at the bottom, but it's still a brown paper bag. And it retails at $290.
While Vasari's minimalist design is attractive — and in line with Jil Sander's style — you're still paying a lot of money for a bag made out of paper. For $290, you could buy all the brown paper bags you need, and you'd still have enough left over for metal eyelets (sold separately) and a pen to write "Jil Sander" at the bottom.
In fact, if you give me $290, I will recreate the Jil Sander bag, and I'll include a doodle of your choice along with a healthy sack lunch. Serious offers only.
I can get it to you a lot faster, too: the Vasari bag is currently sold out.
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