Yes, Virginia, There Is a Prince Harry Nude Video

Prince Harry, to whose hand-covered dong and star-covered buttcrack nearly the entire world attempted to masturbate last week, isn't out of the "documented naked pool-playing in Vegas" woods yet. According to Radar, there is video:

"There is video of Harry partying naked with women in the Las Vegas hotel room," a source familiar with the situation said. "There have been some very quiet inquiries to see how much the video is worth.


The content shown on the video is far from tame, according to the source who says: "A lot went on in that hotel room that night, that much is for sure."

A lot! That is for sure, that a lot went on. A lot of... nudity. The video is being "discreetly" shopped around and will hopefully be released before Queen Elizabeth locks him up in the Tower and has her men-at-arms strangle him in the night.

[Radar, image via AP]