Covering the Convention in the Style of Thomas FriedmanS

I will now cover the 2012 Republican National Convention in the style of noted New York Times columnist Thomas Friedman. The following reporting is 100% real.

I took a cab from my hotel to the convention center this morning. My cab driver was from Nigeria. "Americans are gullible," he said. "Mitt Romney is all about the money, man."

This has been: Covering The 2012 Republican National Convention in the style of New York Times columnist Thomas Friedman. Someone please give me a huge mansion.

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