Teenage crone Courtney Stodden, who recently turned 18, claims she's been mulling over all the porn offers she's received. Would this good Christian bitch do the deed on camera?
Yesterday, Courtney stunned no one when she tweeted her answer:
OK, so no on-camera fucking (yet), but a pretty major development nonetheless. There are still at least a few angles from which we haven't seen Courtney's boobs. (Although once you've seen inside them, haven't you really seen it all?)
But wait, does Playboy even want her?
Nope — not now, not ever.
Our sources say Stodden "doesn't meet the standards of a Playboy model" ... adding she looks too "enhanced."
One source added, "[Playboy] would NEVER take her. I don't think anybody really wants to see that anyway."
And once again, Courtney Stodden gets bullied for her supernaturally plastic appearance. Don't hate her because she's beautiful. Hate her because she made this music video.
Anyway, bummer for Courtney, who was ready and willing to take it all off. At this point, she may have to settle for releasing a homemade sex tape. Get ready to see too much of creepy uncle-type Doug Hutchison.
Ugh, Playboy, this is all your fault. Who knew you had such high editorial standards?
[Image via Josiah True/WENN.com]