It seems like someone is a little jealous at all the attention Paul Ryan has been getting. Former vice presidential candidate and forever moron Sarah Palin took issue with John Kerry's speech tonight, particularly the part where he made a joke about Palin being able to see Russia from Alaska.

In an interview with Fox Business News (and how pathetic it wasn't even on regular old awful Fox News), Palin spewed out this chunk of predictable gibberish:

"How does he even know my name? I mean aren't these guys supposed to be these bigwig elites who don't waste their time on the little people like me, me representing the average American who yeah I did say in Alaska you can see Russia from our land base and I was making the point that we are strategically located on the globe and when it comes to transportation corridors and resources that are shared and fought over, Alaska and I as the governor, had known what I was doing in dealing with some international issues that had to do with our resources that could help secure the nation," Palin said. "So it's funny that he would take a little pot shot like that, but it's funny he even knows my name. "

Maybe the AP has shitty transcribers but was that all one long sentence? If so, I'm impressed. Also, Sarah, you're welcome for the tiny bit of attention.

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