Antique Radio Hoarder Throws Shade at Wife in Sassy eBay Listing

Don't you hate it when your wife asks you to get rid of some of your antique radios?

An eBay seller from Colorado definitely does. In his listing for a 1947 radio (now sold, sorry) he makes sure to include references to how much his wife sucks.

WORKING 1947 Majestic radio. I have not refinished or worked on this radio. This is just another example of a radio that I have to sell because the wife thinks I have an ANTIQUE RADIO HOARDING problem. It is in great condition considering that is is 65 years old. I am purposely leaving out any comments about how my wife might look in 20 more years, but it seemed like the right place to mention it because of the FORCED SELL-OFF of my things. I am not a dealer, I just have a "Trophy-Wife". I just can't figure out what contest I won to deserve this? I am copying and pasting the details of what I know about this radio, below.

Take my wife, please.

Just kidding. But seriously, go ahead, she comes with the radio.

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